• *me when bored*
  • me: mom you need anything?
  • mom: no, thanks
  • *me on the laptop*
  • mom: can you come help me?
  • me:

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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roseleslies:

Ohana means family

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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cokeflow:

but mom you’re from the 70’s and I’m a 90’s bitch

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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lordcheshire:

My mom just texted me this with the caption “stealing your men”

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